Albert battles his sweet tooth.
When Albert woke up this morning, he had a thousand answer machine messages. Albert began listening to them...It was Sally, she had phoned to tell him that she wasn't feeling too well, then the next one was to tell him that her throat had swollen up. Albert was now getting worried. What was going on?
Then it dawned on him, Sally was allergic to flowers. In his kind gesture it giving her flowers, Albert had inadvertently given her a reaction but not the reaction he was after.
Albert was devastated and looked to the bottom of a box of chocolates to sooth his woes. He emerged himself in the gooey chocolaty goodness until he could eat no more. His box was tearing at the seams. He didn't feel any better that when he began.
Next thing Albert knew. he was in a hospital bed next to Sally with chocolate poisoning. What a day, from now on he will never buy her flowers or eat that much chocolate again.
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