Albert celebrates appearing in the Birmingham Mail for the second week running!
Today Albert picked up his local paper and decided to see what the other photographers in the area had been up to. When he got to the page he was overjoyed to be greeted with another picture of himself. He couldn't quite believe it! Once was a great achievement, but twice in consecutive weeks was outstanding.
To celebrate Albert bought a giant jelly bean machine as he felt back on top of the world. When he got it home, he discovered he didn't have any more money to use to get any of the jelly beans out. This was torture for him, as jelly beans are his favourite food and being so close to them without being able to eat them was driving him mad.
So Albert being the nimble gymnast decided to climb inside the machine and try to get some out. It was a tight squeeze to get inside and Albert could just about reach the jellybeans when suddenly he got a shooting pain in his arm. Cramp had began to set in, and Albert could not move to stop it, he was stuck and this searing pain was making it even worse. He yelled for help, but no one could hear him inside the jellybean machine. So he began rocking side to side, until the machine fell on its side.
This didn't help as Albert was expecting it to break, then to Albert's disbelief, it began rolling to the edge of the table. He couldn't believe it, twice in two days he was going to fall off a table. He closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable, but it never came. Luckily for Albert the jellybean machine had got stuck on some sellotape, and he was able to escape.
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