Today Albert became a tank commander
It has taken a number of years but Albert has finally been promoted to his regimental tank commander. Albert has been looking for this promotion for a number of years and has seen his fair share of combat in the great war of the mole and also in the defense of the hill top from sparrows.
But his worst experience was routine patrol of the pond. When out of nowhere he came under attack from a giant toad. This monster weighed about 1kg and was the size of his tank. Albert opened fire but the pellets just bounced off the toads rubbery skin.
While under fire, the toad jumped into the pond and sent a tidal wave straight Albert's way. It was so huge that it flipped the tank over leaving Albert stuck inside. Albert thought he was dun for, when Albert had an idea, if he could raise the turret, he might be able to crawl out from underneath. This worked perfectly, and Albert was able to go get help to flip his tank back round.
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